Nathaniel Laiet

Dear Nathaniel Laiet,

Regarding the interview you had the other day with our correspondent, we have decided not to run a story on you.

We’re sorry to inform you that you’re just too boring.

Attached is the transcript of your interview for your reading pleasure.

Warm regards,

Gerney Stuart

Q| I’ve noticed that you’ve started drawing pictures to go with your blog.
Laiet | Yes, my writing was so boring that I needed something to make it more interesting. Spice it up a little.

Q| You draw snails and mushrooms a lot, can you tell me why?
Laiet | Just because they’re easy to draw, they don’t mean anything.

Q| But everything you draw is easy.
Laiet | Yes I know, they are enhanced by my writing.

Q| Didn’t you say that your writing was boring?
Laiet | Yes precisely, that’s why I need both.

Q| Can you tell me where you get your ideas for writing and drawing?
Laiet | Usually I find the ideas at the bottom of a beer glass. This is probably why they’re so dreadful.

Q| Why do you only use little easy words when writing?
Laiet | I don’t know any big words. I know a couple, but don’t can’t pronounce them, so I left them out.

Q| So tell me why you started a blog.
Laiet | Well everyone else was doing it and I wanted to be different.

Q| Have you ever thought of putting photos up of yourself?
Laiet | There is one.

Q| It’s a stick figure!
Laiet | Yes.

Q| Then tell me why you are always standing in that same position.
Laiet | I figure if I never change position I won’t be able to smoke.

Q| Have you ever been a smoker.
Laiet | No, just covering all bases.

Q| Why do you think so many people blog?
Laiet | Because they have boring lives.

Q| Is that why you blog?
Laiet | Yes.

Q| Well thanks for your time Mr. Laiet, I’ll be in touch if we decide to include you in any of our articles.