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Maybe we'll win some friends on the way

| So how do you go about changing the attitudes of the people? | I don’t know… | … introduce them to Human Security theory? |

Comeon everyone... sharing... sharing

| So you think Communism is a sin? | No, I think Communism would be great, | If it were an attitude of the people… | … rather than a government for the people |

When my housemates don't share their food with me, I tell them it's a sin

| I’ve always thought that I am better than others | Is that why you do things for others? | Yup, I feel as though I am duty-bound | So you have a Socialist like attitude? | Yup, ‘Socialist In Nature’ | … SIN for short |

Success Rate, Anu's Birthday - 3 from 3

| Yes, I think the party had a 90% success rate | How do you figure that? | Well, 9 out of 10 planned to have a headache on Sunday morning… | … and 8 from 10 did |

Good Party, Anu's Birthday --- 2 from 3

| Good party last night, huh?! | shhhh |

Anu's Birthday --- 1 from 3

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They made me do the Punjab dance! No wonder I was the only Australian.

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| Party at our house tonight! | It’s my housemate’s birthday, you coming? | umm… | No Australians | I’ll be there |

Dial ... _ _ _ . . . for Human Security Man

|So you’re not an advocate for Human Security theory? | I am this semester, | It is my lecturers doctrine… | Human Security is the best response to S.O.S. |

Maybe we can turn security into a commodity.... oh wait! We have already

| Well, I’ve heard that Human Security is a new theory in International Relations that would address issues of state as well as the individual | yes, it’s based on the ‘freedom from want’ and ‘freedom from fear’ pillars, | but it’ll never work | why not? | well my mates always tell me… | ‘my wife always wants and i fear her’ |

Who will save us from selfishness???

| Oh yes, I forgot that most International Relations theorists believe security of state is principal | Yup! S.O.S. for short |

Also called 'survival of the fittest'

| Wouldn’t removing childproof packagin affect children as well as the stupid? | well, what’s a few, if we can save society as a whole? | oh, I get it… | … now that you’re speaking International Relations language |